Who doesn't love those buttery Danish holiday cookies? No one, that's who, and we will usually get a few tins of them every year at this time, at whatever store we happen to be in at the time.
Standing in the cashier's line at the big-box chain pharmacy whose name shall remain nameless (but it rhymes with "Bite Maid"), I grabbed a tin:
When I got home, I happened to notice this:
"Danish" butter cookies. Made in China. What the friggin' heck? You'd think they'd be happy enough making fortune cookies.