Playing With Your Food
In our household, we permit playing with our food. We may even encourage it, since we're awful and loving parents. I know that many of you, especially those in rural areas, have a personal god of choice who doesn't allow that, and who has instructed you also to tell your children not to, and I am heartily sorry to hear that. And because why? Because it's a lot of fun, that's why, and what is life without some fun in it, anyway?
Well, actually, we do have some rules around here - one of them is that we have to eat the food that we've played with. And I must say, this banana and peanut butter on a hot dog bun sandwich is quite yummy.
He said this, like Pooh, in a rather sticky voice.